THE LEMON JUICE BANDITS ($78,000)

On January 6, 1995, McArthur Wheeler and Clifton Earl Johnson decided to rob, not one, but two banks in Pittsburgh. At 2:47pm, the duo entered the Swissvale branch of Mellon Bank, and one of them approached a teller with a semi-automatic handgun as the other waited in line. They exited the bank with $5,200 (USD) in hand and headed to their next location in Brighton Heights.

In a bizarre attempt at disguise, they didn’t wear masks or try to hide their identity in any way. They believed they had discovered a foolproof method to avoid detection. Johnson was arrested within 3 weeks, and 3 months later, Wheeler joined him after his identity was revealed in a surveillance photo. Johnson pleaded guilty to the Mellon Bank robbery and two others, receiving a five-year sentence. Wheeler, absolutely stunned by his identification, was sentenced to over 24 years in prison.

It was later revealed that their failed disguise attempt involved applying lemon juice to their faces, as they believed it would render them invisible to security cameras! What does this have to do with Match and Fable’s latest role?

Absolutely nothing.

That said, while we have your attention, Jeanne Agius is looking for an Inside Account Manager in Mississauga or Port Coquitlam. The role offers the flexibility of working from home – 2 days / week! POSITION:    INSIDE ACCOUNT MANAGER LOCATION:   MISSISSAUGA -OR- PORT COQUITLAM INDUSTRY:    INDUSTRIAL PARTS

RESPONSIBILITIES

·       Initiate and maintain regular contact with existing and potential clients in effort to promote and support business, maintaining annual outside call objectives.

·       Resolve service-related issues with customers on a timely basis.

·       Process orders into internal software systems per client’s request via phone and e-mail.

·       Keep client information up to date via internal software system and CRM.

·       Ensure pricing is accurate and provide excellent customer service by exceeding the clients’ expectations, ensuring company policies and procedures are followed.

·       Attend related trade events.

·       Assist colleagues with other tasks related to overall company objectives.

REQUIREMENTS

·       Post-secondary business-related education or 1-3 years of industry experience (e.g. OEM, automotive, aerospace, industrial vehicle, and machinery).

·       Well-versed in software programs such as Microsoft Outlook, Excel, Word, and Gmail.

·       Possess strong time management, organizational & communication skills.

REMUNERATION

SALARY: $65,000

MBO (UP TO 20%): $13,000 ON-TARGET EARNINGS: $78,000

OTHER: rrsp + benefits + gym + vacation + sick days + WFH flexibility (after 3 months) + tuition reimbursement WHAT NOW?

1.  Email your resume to Jeanne Agius; jagius@matchfable.com.

2. Ensure the subject line reads; LEMON JUICE BANDITS – 3D24MTCHFBL

3. Based on the job description, please highlight how your experience could be a fit for this role.